R.I.P. Tim Hetherington

Ok so today i worked 1030-7 which is a very long day lol but this lady came into the store and grabbed a cart and started complaining "why don't these carts have cup holders" OMG is what i thought  haha now come on i know we are living in perrysburg and most of the people who live here are snobby but really?

Now last night there was a big storm and i was here alone with fayth so i was really freaked out! i literally thought i was having a heart attack....i didn't go to bed till like 3 till the storm passed...it was really quiet and then the wind started blowing really bad and i was having anxiety attacks left and right because bad weather scares the crap out of me!!

So i know today is national pot smoking day and you smoke it if you got it but comeon i think it's time to grow up a little bit....i caught one of my brothers friends trying to steal eye drops today like really dude?

here's another funny Donna moment earlier at work we where told to stand at the end of our registers to show people we where ready for them to come down our lane and Donna says "I feel like a call girl standing out here saying cum right this way, cum and get it" HAHAHAHA I LOVE donna shes halarious

I have some sad news Tim Hetherington was murdered today in Lybia. if you don't know who taht is you need to watch Restrepo it's a great documentry/movie he was the director of that movie and it is amazing!!!

Now thats a cute penguin

Now thats crazy!

alright well i'm going to go watch the new harry potter movie cccccya!:)

Pretty much a bunch of randomness

Alright so sorry for the short post yesterday but before i start i just want to remind people who are reading this IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THERE IS AN X ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER FOR YOU TO PRESS:) thanks

Ok so i went to school today and when i came home from my first class at 1030 Larry was already out in the hallway waiting for me lol it kind freaked my out lol but anyways someone stole one of Larry's shoes last night or this morning and left the other one? I'm really confused because as far as i know i don't live with anyone in highschool and they weren't in anyones way because we leave our shoes outside of our door but i think i'm going to make a sign saying missing shoe please return...All we could do earlier is laugh but actually it pissed me off cuz we had to go buy larry new work shoes for tonight ugh.....

Now when I was at school in Ethics class he made us watch a P.E.T.A. video and that video made me consider becoming a vegitarian...it was so sad heres one of the videos we watched

Now that you've watched something sad <sorry by the way> Now when i was at work yesterday a guy came through my line probably in his 70's and he was buying condoms and lube now i was kind of shocked because i didn't know old people still bought condoms, but then i thought well why not? but they cant get pregnant and what if he was cheating on his wife or sleeping with a younger woman WEIRD and interesting not that i wanted that mental thought but what ever haha

I was looking on the internet earlier and found these cool things

These are suspending beds

 

This was really cool its a pirate ship bedroom if you walk into it it's even cooler fully equpied with everything a pirate ship has i'm jealous

This is a babies crib that turns into a toddler bed pretty darn cool if you ask me lol jealous again

And these are even cooler all of these are "club houses for kids" talk about awesome and jealous a third time lol

Well i'm going to go apply for my dream job now ttyt :)



A short one

Ok today is going to be a short one because i'm in an irritated mood thanks to larry, every time he gets bored he likes to be annoying then once we are all annoyed he's fine.

anyways, i'd like to talk about rude people...today i work 8am-12 and there was a customer standing at the next register so i asked nicely is there anything i can help you find and she looked at me and said rudely "i think i know where i am i don't think i need your help" and just staired at me really mean so i gave her a look back and i was like "wow sorry for trying to help" and i walked away... wtf why r people like that i was trying to help and she had to be a bitch!!

Why is it that around the holidays people are always rude? they always say kill them with kindness but i'd rather give them a back hand and tell them where to shove it if you know what i mean but i'm in customer services i have to bite my tounge it sucks FUCK makes me so irritated!!!!!

well here's a funny before I go....Donna at work yesterday said i used to have a butt but now it's all saggy...oh how i love Donna :)

Silverfish and I'm a meany

So this morning i was going to the bathroom and all of the sudden i heard Fayth scream and she ran into the bathroom hypervantalating saying their was a spider on her wall in her room when i walked into her room this is what i found...Now if you don't know what that is it's a silverfish and they are creepy so i told Larry to get me a bowl to catch it so i got the bowl and i put a plate underneath it to pick it up when i went to put my hand under it to get it off the wall the silverfish came crawling out onto my arm so i freaked out and ran and i thought i sqwished it so i was on the computer and i seen it crawl up the wall and i said "holey fucking fantastic" and larry laughed as i ran out of the room lol so i tried it again this time with a book under it i almost got it off the wall when it crawled out again and fell to my feet i screamed and grabbed a book and smashed the little fucker mwahahahahaha i really didn't want to kill it but it gave me no choice i was trying to set it free outside but instead it insisted on me to kill it so r.i.p. silverfish.

So i worked today 11-730 and this little boy was begging his mom for some candy, he was about 3 or so. and she kept saying no so i turned to the little boy and i said "if you eat that your mouth is going to fall off" so he put that candy done quick! and was holding his mouth the whole way out of the store haha i'm such a meany.

Now to go along with that story one time fayth was acting up and it was windy outside so i told her if she doesn't hold my hand she is going to blow away so now everytime it's windy she starts wimpering and grabs my hand really hard and says "mommy hold my hand i don't want to blow away" lol i feel bad because i don't want her to be afraid of the wind but then again now she will always hold my hand hehe

well thats enough for me it's movie time. :)

Easter bunny, Deals, and some funnies

Today i took Fayth to see the Easter bunny surprisingly she did really good and as you can see she loved the Easter bunny lol

Well i had the whole day off today and it was AWESOME!!!!

I went to khols because i had a 10$ off coupon and found a really cute dress/shirt ^ so it was originally 36$ on sale for 16.99 with my 10$ off coupon it came to 7.44 what a great deal!!! yes!!

Me and fayth made an apple pie today ^ home made i haven't tried it yet but it smells really good :)

Now I heard this story thats very sad :(

Father tells 911 dispatcher he killed wife, 3 kids | 13abc.com

^idk how anyone could be so darn calm after doing something so horrible he should have just shot himself first.

i found this funny joke:

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

omg this one is even worse:

A Polish women knocks at the door of the sperm bank. A man answers the door and asks, May I help you? She says, carefully holding her head back and gargling slightly, I have a deposit to make.

Omg wonder where this little girl got this:

A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:

Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"

Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe."

Ok so i thought i'd look up dumb laws in ohio and i sure did find some dumb ones

• Its illegal to live with 5 women at the same time
• in akron your not allowed to sell colored chickens?
• In Canton If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. <say what?
• In Cincinatti Anal intercourse is banned. <Are they going to enforce that haha
• In toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. < i didn't know that happened very often haha
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday<i wasn't aware we had whales in ohio hmmm
• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.<really well how r u to know what important to me?
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
• In Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

Thats just some of them i didn't relize their where so many!!
Alright well thats enough for me :)


Rarf Rarf

Ok so i have to talk about something that really grosses me out...People who wear too much make up such as..Now seriously do you really think you look good with all that make up on? i see people come through my line and there face is like 10 shades darker then their neck? Now i don't wear any make up so thats probably why i think it's so gross but what ever. I don't feel that you need to wear make up to make your self look better if people dont like the way you look then so be it...i mean they are going to eventually see you with no make up anyways be careful cuz they may run then thinking you look scarier without make up haha... moral of the story like the way you look no matter what others say :)

ok well i was trying to look up a story i heard at work but instead i found this story and couldn't stop laughing haha

Heres the real story i was looking up haha

now i was on the FML web site and here are a few funny ones

• Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
• Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
• Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
• Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

Well thats enough of me today :)

Happy birthday's and then some

Soooo today is my amazing boyfriends 26th birthday :) but unfortunatly he's working a double today :( but i left a little surprise at home for him when i left for school.... I'm such a good gf hehe

It sucks that i won't be able to see him for maybe only an hour today but he'll know me and Fayth love him dearly.

Now to talk about how awesome Larry is he has helped me raise Fayth for almost a year now and has helped shape Fayth into the awesome little girl she is today he's done so much for me and Fayth I'm so grateful...

Ever since we started getting closer my grades have sky rocketed up to the highest they've ever been i never thought i was going to be an A and B student but I am!!

After me and Fayths dad went our seprate ways I always said that it would just be me and her and no one else because i was too afraid that i would get in a relationship and fayth would get attached and then they would disappear and i didn't want to put her in that position. But I opened my heart and gave it a shot and i'm so very glad i did...with Fayths dad not in the picture Larry is a great fatherly role model!

ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF THAT HERE'S SOME INTERESTING THINGS I FOUND

http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/4284082998/the-12-funniest-iphone-auto-correct-fails <go there it's halarious

now i don't mean to be perverted with this one but it was halarious so i have to show it

Now last but not least i'd like to talk about a video that happened a couple days ago involving kobe Bryant, now i understand that people get offended when gay slurs are used and i understand that it's not right, but come on he's angry and you just say words that come to your mind. I dont' condone the use of these words but people need to loosing up alittle bit it's 2011 where songs talk about eating out and having sex so just relax!

well thats enough for me :)