Easter bunny, Deals, and some funnies

Today i took Fayth to see the Easter bunny surprisingly she did really good and as you can see she loved the Easter bunny lol

Well i had the whole day off today and it was AWESOME!!!!

I went to khols because i had a 10$ off coupon and found a really cute dress/shirt ^ so it was originally 36$ on sale for 16.99 with my 10$ off coupon it came to 7.44 what a great deal!!! yes!!

Me and fayth made an apple pie today ^ home made i haven't tried it yet but it smells really good :)

Now I heard this story thats very sad :(

Father tells 911 dispatcher he killed wife, 3 kids | 13abc.com

^idk how anyone could be so darn calm after doing something so horrible he should have just shot himself first.

i found this funny joke:

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

omg this one is even worse:

A Polish women knocks at the door of the sperm bank. A man answers the door and asks, May I help you? She says, carefully holding her head back and gargling slightly, I have a deposit to make.

Omg wonder where this little girl got this:

A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:

Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"

Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe."

Ok so i thought i'd look up dumb laws in ohio and i sure did find some dumb ones

• Its illegal to live with 5 women at the same time
• in akron your not allowed to sell colored chickens?
• In Canton If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. <say what?
• In Cincinatti Anal intercourse is banned. <Are they going to enforce that haha
• In toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. < i didn't know that happened very often haha
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday<i wasn't aware we had whales in ohio hmmm
• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.<really well how r u to know what important to me?
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
• In Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

Thats just some of them i didn't relize their where so many!!
Alright well thats enough for me :)