Ok so this is going to be really weird but last night i had a dream and here;s what it was......I had a dream that i was running away from someone and i had to poop really bad but i couldn't stop running so instead of stopping i just started pooping in my pants and as i was running it was falling out of my shorts and the bad people kept stepping in it and they stopped chasing after me.....now someone please tell me what this means because i think i'm actually losing my mind haahahahaha....
Well fayth drew pictures for me today and here they are: the first one is a bird and the second one is on the left a cat and on the right a chip monk lol she cracks me up
Well we had another silverfish in the kitchen again but this time the sucker is stuck in the light mwhahahaha
Now i didn't watch the royal wedding but i found this picture of the children in the wedding and i thought it was the cutest thing ever, especially the little boy in the the back haha.
And Larry taught Fayth how to stick a penny to her forehead and told her she had magic saliva lol so heres the end result...
Well thats enough for me today i'm off to watch a movie with my little family :) i have the whole day off tom. and i'm going to need it considering i still haven't done my portfolio yet...ugh
So today i worked 1030-7 long day and it fealt like everyone was in a bad mood so it made me in a bad mood and not wanting to be there...and not to mention they keep hiring people that keep taking away my hours when clearly i would like to work ugh!
Todays just going to be just a bunch of radomness.....
this guy came through my line today and while i was helping him he looked at what the customer behind him was buying and it was 3 cucumbers and some red bull and he said and i quote "geez wonder what your doing tonight buddy" hahahahahaha i laughed so hard it was halarious!
This couple came through my line and i swear they looked like the real life Up elderly couple they where supppper cute!
I found this super cute video
and this video will go well with the royal wedding haha
Oh before i forget Fayth had a pretty inventful day at day care today I guess some kid tried to bite his finger off so he had to be rushed to the hospital <thats what fayth told me so i don't know the whole story lol but i do know the kid was rushed to the hospital>
HEY so today was the last day of school except for finals next week can u say excited!!!!!
Now today i have sad news gas went up to $4.15 if you haven't already noticed....thats sad.....
Me and Larry want to take a trip to New York this summer on our break because i've never been there and Larry grew up in New York heres a couple of things i want to see :
I want to see ground zero and i think it would be a great experience for Fayth to see New York and stuff like that and we where talking about visiting the Jersey Shore when we where there too lol. yeah buddy!! lol idk if we are still going or not with money and everything but i found cheap hotels in jersey and the surrounding area and if my car holds up we will be able to drive so that would be really fun!
In my speech class today my teacher had an thats easy button like on the office max commersial and she said she had it in her bag one time and she went into the bathroom and when she was done she went to grab her bag and accidentally pressed it hahaha she said she was too embarassed to come out of the bathroom so she waited for awhile till everyone was gone lol how funny is that haha
well i'm almost done with my portfolio so i'm going to work on that somemore maybe lol
Alrighty so today i worked 8-12 this morning and i guess a tornado hit in Bowling green and it was coming our way and the power went off at work and i started having a major panic attack becuase fayths daycare was less then a mile from where i was working it was scary!!!
Well today i started doing the Itworks! wraps and i noticed a significant difference the first time i used it but we will see in 3 days :)
Now i love rain but what i don't like about rain are these. GROSS...
Today a man was shot and killed in BG after the police where doing a "check the welfare" because the man shot at police when they tried to talk to him.
i really like this music video and beyonce!!
I have sad news today i took out my hair feathers because my hair grew out and i just didnt want them anymore their time had come :(
Well i've got a portfolio to put together that i haven't started yet so i think i'll start on that now
ooooo before i forget i have a 3.7 GPA so Deans list here i come :)
so before i go i'll fill this out :)
Have you ever made out in a bathroom? yes
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice? most of the time yes lol
Who was the last person to call you? Larry
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?water
When is the last time you cried?when fayth was getting her teeth done
Are you scared of spiders?yes
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? no because i like where i ended up
What are your plans for this weekend?work
Ever been swimming in a lake or river?yes
Last person you drove with in a car?Fayth
What did you last buy?Ebay :/
What’s irritating you right now? Nothing really
What radio stations do you listen to?92.5 but it's getting so bad since Andrew Z is gone
Are you afraid of the dark?yes
Are you listening to music right now?none
Do you like Chinese food?oh yes
What is the last movie you saw in theaters?Omg i dont even remember lol
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?hmm no
Do you get distracted easily?yes...wait what are we talking about haha jkjk
First time you kissed the last person you kissed?i don't remember the date but it was in september 2010 :)
Was this the best year of your life?not yet
Who are your best friends?Larry is my bestest friend but i have other friends
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?i'm going to miss you
Is it easier to forgive or forget?forgive
Are you jealous of someone?haha no
What last made you laugh the hardest? fayth
Do you flirt a lot?only with my hunny
Would you live with someone without marrying them?I do now
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?yes :(
Who was the last person you cried in front of? Larry because i'm so emotional i can't watch 16 and pregnant without crying haha
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yes
Who was the last person that made you feel safe, why?Larry because he's here to protect me and fayth and i love him with all my heart and more
Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?no?
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?no
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? oh yes
What did you do yesterday?school
Have you ever dated Someone Older Than You? i am now
What time did you go to bed at and when did you awake? 1230 last night and i woke up at 615 this morning
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?depends
Believe in love at first sight?no i believe in lust at first sight
My main discussion today is moms who party....Now i got pregnant when i was 19 and before i got pregnant i would hang out and do stupid things with my friends but once i got pregnant i stopped...now some of the moms now a days go out every week and i don't understand how thats even exceptable shouldn't CSB be checking these people out? seriously how can you call yourself a good mom when you a barely with your child or your out so late that when they get up your probably still drunk from the night before or too tired to take care of your responsibility. I think it's completly fine to go out once a month and leave your kid with a babysitter or relative thats understandable because we all need a break sometime. Also i don't understand how you can do drugs around your child and still be able to pay attention or be aware enough to raise them? Maybe since i became a mom i became more prude but i just think it's wrong. when you agree to become a mother you agree to give up the life you had before and be there for your child and not be a child anymore no matter how old you are! Any comments on that subject?
Now i'm so excited because next week is the last week of this semester and i only have a huge portfolio to put together and 1 exam :) i can't wait!!! but of course i had all semester to put this thing together and haven't even started on my portfolio ugh! can you say procrastination!!!!!
I'm not sure if anyone is staying up to watch the royal wedding but i would be so embarassed to see my face on all these souviners lol
Yesterday night Larry made homemade pizzas on bagels and i have to tell you they are AMAZING
And my wonderful boyfriend got me a purse for easter :)
well thats enough of me for the day peace and love :)
Thats right i'm officially in love with MIO...if you haven't tried it you need to it's awesome i've only tried the fruit punch flavor but they have other ones too like different flavors of tea and it has 0 calories :)
Ok this is the new remix song of brittany spears song till the end of the world and it has kesha and nicki minaj now i'd like to break down the song with you so heres the lyrics because i'm confused lol
[Nicki Minaj]
Chimpanzee's is hatin' but I take it all in stride<who are these chimpanzees?
Put her in a jungle with bananas in the side
Told you they'd revive your career, sorry but somebody lied
I aint talking poultry when I say this chicken's fried<say what?
Anyway Britney, why they so jealous that you teamed up with me
Sniff, sniff, cries, I done slayed your whole entire fucking life<huh?
Oh oh, you got some Epson Salt
I done balled all day you aint left the court
What, what you tired, you need a break
You was hot when? Ricki Lake!<i have to admit this line is pretty darn funnyI notice that you got it
You notice that I want it
Know that I can take it to the next level baby
If you understood this, this is the remix
Baby let me blow your mind tonite
It's Britney bitch, I'm Nicki Minaj and that's Kesha!
[Ke$ha]
I Can't Take It Take It Take No More
Never Felt Like Felt Like This Before
C'mon Get Me Get Me On The Floor
DJ What You What You Waitin' For...
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...
[Britney Spears - Verse 2]
Watch Me Move When I Loose When I Loose It Hard
Get You Off With The Touch Dancing In The Dark<interesting
You Notice What I'm Wearin'
I'm Noticin' You Starin'
You Know That I Can Take It To The Next Level Baby
Harder Than The A-list
Next One On My Hit List
Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight!
[Chorus]
I Can't Take It Take It Take No More
Never Felt Like Felt Like This Before
C'mon Get Me Get Me On The Floor
DJ What You What You Waitin' For...
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH..
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH..
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH..
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH..
[Bridge]
See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin'
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...
See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin'
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Now i love nicki minaj and i think thats the only reason why i like the remix but wtf is she talking about lol?
Ok now i'd like to share a story i seen on the front cover of the blade today and i don't think that it's a good thing but i'll let you decide ok this is a picture of all of the oil and gas in our area and as you can see most of them are in our area idk if i'm going to like seeing everything get sucked dry in this area... http://toledoblade.com/local/2011/04/25/Experts-explore-possibilities-of-drilling-for-oil-in-NW-Ohio-again.html thats the website if you'd like to read the whole story
All i know is i don't want to ever see this again 3.99 a gallon is rediculous!!!
that is all i have to say for today :) peace and love
I guess i don't really have much time so i'll make this quick my dad sent me the best picture earlier it made my day....his message said i think somethings wrong with the easter bunny hahahahaha
i worked today 5-10 and this lady was in my line and she had 2 kids well behaved the little boy went and sat down on a motorized scooter and didn't touch anything just sat there waiting, when the mother seen where he was she so your being rediculous get over here, he didn't fuss he jsut got up and walked to his mother, she picked him up and smacked him hard on his thigh...it sent pain in my gut i almost said something to her and i almost called the cops thats rediculous!!!!! i could see if the kid was acting up and you yell at him but in public DON'T HIT YOUR KIDS YO!
Alright well i've always wanted to do this...I've always wanted to cook while driving on my engine if you've never heard of that here;s some facts and pictures
this pictures is actually of an exhaust and they are called exhaust burgers haha
I"m going to have to try it
Car engine cooking no-nos... 1 - Give the accelerator linkage a WIDE berth. It connects the gas pedal to carburetor or fuel-injection system and regulates the flow of fuel to the cylinders. Jam this and either your car won't start, or worse, it won't stop! 2 - Don't block the airflow. You'll suffocate the engine. 3 - Avoid yanking wires. Or pulling wires. Or forcing a food-package to fit. Basic rule of thumb...if you have to force it, you shouldn't put it in. 4 - Place food with the engine OFF. Seems like an obvious rule, but if you don't want a nasty injury, follow this advice. 5 - Avoid foods with lots of liquid. Foil-wrapping a meal with lots of liquid could results in unwanted goop all over your engine. And that's not good for it.
Sorry i didn't post a blog last night i'll post 2 today..... yesterday was a long day with us being in the hospital for fayth for 8 hours so i'm just going to post some pictures and talk about what happened...
When we got in the hospital they gave us this outfit for fayth to put on, shes so stinking cute even in the ugliest of things lol
she had fun while we waited with her baby
that was really cute when she did that.
At this point i wasn't nervous.... I called the hospital last week and they have a specialist there called a child life specialist what they do is if you child is going into any type of surgery they walk you through the steps and whats going to happen so you dont' get scared. So i had a child life specialist come to the room and explain everything and what was going to happen and they showed fayth what was going to happen and heres a picture of them showing her what to do. those masks are scented so the kids smell that rather then the nasty gas they give you, and they also gave an infant one to her baby lol..
Ok by this point i'm getting alittle bit nervous and the dentist comes in and explains what they are going to do and stuff like that and then he said i do have to tell you the risks.....now that was a bad decision to tell me these things because after he told me i had a major anxiety attack.....but he says all the things i'm already afraid of happening like she won't wake up from the aneshetia or that she could not get enough oxygen to her brain and stuff like that ugh!!!
So they say it's time to take Fayth back and with the child life specialists they also allow you to go back with your child untill shes under anesthesia now that was HORRIBLE to watch but i knew it was better for me to be back there with her when she went to sleep but heres a pictures of us before we went back..don't u love my outfit i look sexiiiiiiii haha
Well i walked her back and held in the tears until she was sleeping and i just bawled my little baby was in someone else hands and i didn't know them nor know what they are doing to her and i was afraid of all the risks and Fayth is my whole life and reason for living if anything ever happened to her it would be the end of me...
Anyways so i was so upset and hungry because i didn't want to eat infront of fayth so i went down to the cafeteria and got some "comfort food" lol some diet coke, ceaser chicken salad, popcorn chicken, french fries, and the best pie i've ever had lol
Well around 3 hours later they called us back to see fayth and she was just wimpering and sweating so i just held her in the rocking chair and she fell back asleep then an hour or 2 later they let us go home not an experiance i want to go through again but i'm very proud of fayth for staying strong shes a trooper!!!!
Well today i skipped my American History class to go get my nails done because i didn't feel like going lol and i absolutly love them..but as most of you know i'm not a girly girl so when i was in there getting them done it was like culture shock to me lol i just sat back and watched everything happen and i'm sure they could all tell i didn't know what i was doing or what to expect lol....So i sat down and i didn't know what to say so i just sat there and watch the soap opera that was on lol then when my nails where drying this older lady came in and wanted a pedicure and she sat in the little chair and i thought it looked so demeaning for the lady to be rubbing this ladies feet and stuff while the lady just read her book idk maybe it's just because i'm not used to it idk lol.....
Well Fayth gets put under anethesia tom. morning idk if i'm ready for this but i don't think i have a choice....Booo
Now this is very funny and i have to say i officially love this guy haha
Well i found a story today involving gas prices i figured everyone would want to know about... It's saying that president Obama is going after the oil companies saying they are charging too much and he's going to do something about it <i'll believe it when i see it lol> http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/04/gas-gouging-president-announces-task-force.html thats the website with the information on it if your interested.
Now every time i hear about kids committing suicide it scares me because i don't remember hearing it happen so much years ago and it makes me scared because i was bullied in school and i know how that feels to not want to be here anymore but i found a story that was recent of 2 girls in a middle school commiting suicide the same night http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/double-suicide-hits-minnesota-middle-school-13408680?tab=9482931§ion=4765066 it makes me scared of what school and life is going to be like when fayth starts getting older...
Ok this is the last thing i'll post before i go it's a horrible story but i have to share it http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/florida-teens-lured-boy-to-murder-13425604?tab=9482931§ion=4765066 thats the website to watch the video but i'll sum it up for you basically....this 20 year old kid wanted to hurt a 17 year old boy because he liked his girlfriend so they lured him to their house beat the kid then shot him several times but it doesn't stop there they put his body parts in buckets and threw them in a lake and put the rest of his body in as sleeping bag and burned it...wtf!!! like i said what is this world coming to.....
Ok so today i worked 1030-7 which is a very long day lol but this lady came into the store and grabbed a cart and started complaining "why don't these carts have cup holders" OMG is what i thought haha now come on i know we are living in perrysburg and most of the people who live here are snobby but really?
Now last night there was a big storm and i was here alone with fayth so i was really freaked out! i literally thought i was having a heart attack....i didn't go to bed till like 3 till the storm passed...it was really quiet and then the wind started blowing really bad and i was having anxiety attacks left and right because bad weather scares the crap out of me!!
So i know today is national pot smoking day and you smoke it if you got it but comeon i think it's time to grow up a little bit....i caught one of my brothers friends trying to steal eye drops today like really dude?
here's another funny Donna moment earlier at work we where told to stand at the end of our registers to show people we where ready for them to come down our lane and Donna says "I feel like a call girl standing out here saying cum right this way, cum and get it" HAHAHAHA I LOVE donna shes halarious
I have some sad news Tim Hetherington was murdered today in Lybia. if you don't know who taht is you need to watch Restrepo it's a great documentry/movie he was the director of that movie and it is amazing!!!
Now thats a cute penguin
Now thats crazy!
alright well i'm going to go watch the new harry potter movie cccccya!:)
Alright so sorry for the short post yesterday but before i start i just want to remind people who are reading this IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THERE IS AN X ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER FOR YOU TO PRESS:) thanks
Ok so i went to school today and when i came home from my first class at 1030 Larry was already out in the hallway waiting for me lol it kind freaked my out lol but anyways someone stole one of Larry's shoes last night or this morning and left the other one? I'm really confused because as far as i know i don't live with anyone in highschool and they weren't in anyones way because we leave our shoes outside of our door but i think i'm going to make a sign saying missing shoe please return...All we could do earlier is laugh but actually it pissed me off cuz we had to go buy larry new work shoes for tonight ugh.....
Now when I was at school in Ethics class he made us watch a P.E.T.A. video and that video made me consider becoming a vegitarian...it was so sad heres one of the videos we watched
Now that you've watched something sad <sorry by the way> Now when i was at work yesterday a guy came through my line probably in his 70's and he was buying condoms and lube now i was kind of shocked because i didn't know old people still bought condoms, but then i thought well why not? but they cant get pregnant and what if he was cheating on his wife or sleeping with a younger woman WEIRD and interesting not that i wanted that mental thought but what ever haha
I was looking on the internet earlier and found these cool things
These are suspending beds
This was really cool its a pirate ship bedroom if you walk into it it's even cooler fully equpied with everything a pirate ship has i'm jealous
This is a babies crib that turns into a toddler bed pretty darn cool if you ask me lol jealous again
And these are even cooler all of these are "club houses for kids" talk about awesome and jealous a third time lol
Well i'm going to go apply for my dream job now ttyt :)
Ok today is going to be a short one because i'm in an irritated mood thanks to larry, every time he gets bored he likes to be annoying then once we are all annoyed he's fine.
anyways, i'd like to talk about rude people...today i work 8am-12 and there was a customer standing at the next register so i asked nicely is there anything i can help you find and she looked at me and said rudely "i think i know where i am i don't think i need your help" and just staired at me really mean so i gave her a look back and i was like "wow sorry for trying to help" and i walked away... wtf why r people like that i was trying to help and she had to be a bitch!!
Why is it that around the holidays people are always rude? they always say kill them with kindness but i'd rather give them a back hand and tell them where to shove it if you know what i mean but i'm in customer services i have to bite my tounge it sucks FUCK makes me so irritated!!!!!
well here's a funny before I go....Donna at work yesterday said i used to have a butt but now it's all saggy...oh how i love Donna :)
So this morning i was going to the bathroom and all of the sudden i heard Fayth scream and she ran into the bathroom hypervantalating saying their was a spider on her wall in her room when i walked into her room this is what i found...Now if you don't know what that is it's a silverfish and they are creepy so i told Larry to get me a bowl to catch it so i got the bowl and i put a plate underneath it to pick it up when i went to put my hand under it to get it off the wall the silverfish came crawling out onto my arm so i freaked out and ran and i thought i sqwished it so i was on the computer and i seen it crawl up the wall and i said "holey fucking fantastic" and larry laughed as i ran out of the room lol so i tried it again this time with a book under it i almost got it off the wall when it crawled out again and fell to my feet i screamed and grabbed a book and smashed the little fucker mwahahahahaha i really didn't want to kill it but it gave me no choice i was trying to set it free outside but instead it insisted on me to kill it so r.i.p. silverfish.
So i worked today 11-730 and this little boy was begging his mom for some candy, he was about 3 or so. and she kept saying no so i turned to the little boy and i said "if you eat that your mouth is going to fall off" so he put that candy done quick! and was holding his mouth the whole way out of the store haha i'm such a meany.
Now to go along with that story one time fayth was acting up and it was windy outside so i told her if she doesn't hold my hand she is going to blow away so now everytime it's windy she starts wimpering and grabs my hand really hard and says "mommy hold my hand i don't want to blow away" lol i feel bad because i don't want her to be afraid of the wind but then again now she will always hold my hand hehe
Today i took Fayth to see the Easter bunny surprisingly she did really good and as you can see she loved the Easter bunny lol
Well i had the whole day off today and it was AWESOME!!!!
I went to khols because i had a 10$ off coupon and found a really cute dress/shirt ^ so it was originally 36$ on sale for 16.99 with my 10$ off coupon it came to 7.44 what a great deal!!! yes!!
Me and fayth made an apple pie today ^ home made i haven't tried it yet but it smells really good :)
^idk how anyone could be so darn calm after doing something so horrible he should have just shot himself first.
i found this funny joke:
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
omg this one is even worse:
A Polish women knocks at the door of the sperm bank. A man answers the door and asks, May I help you? She says, carefully holding her head back and gargling slightly, I have a deposit to make.
Omg wonder where this little girl got this:
A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:
Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"
Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe."
Ok so i thought i'd look up dumb laws in ohio and i sure did find some dumb ones
Its illegal to live with 5 women at the same time
in akron your not allowed to sell colored chickens?
In Canton If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. <say what?
In Cincinatti Anal intercourse is banned. <Are they going to enforce that haha
In toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. < i didn't know that happened very often haha
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday<i wasn't aware we had whales in ohio hmmm
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.<really well how r u to know what important to me?
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
In Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Thats just some of them i didn't relize their where so many!!
Alright well thats enough for me :)
Ok so i have to talk about something that really grosses me out...People who wear too much make up such as..Now seriously do you really think you look good with all that make up on? i see people come through my line and there face is like 10 shades darker then their neck? Now i don't wear any make up so thats probably why i think it's so gross but what ever. I don't feel that you need to wear make up to make your self look better if people dont like the way you look then so be it...i mean they are going to eventually see you with no make up anyways be careful cuz they may run then thinking you look scarier without make up haha... moral of the story like the way you look no matter what others say :)
ok well i was trying to look up a story i heard at work but instead i found this story and couldn't stop laughing haha
Heres the real story i was looking up haha
now i was on the FML web site and here are a few funny ones
Soooo today is my amazing boyfriends 26th birthday :) but unfortunatly he's working a double today :( but i left a little surprise at home for him when i left for school.... I'm such a good gf hehe
It sucks that i won't be able to see him for maybe only an hour today but he'll know me and Fayth love him dearly.
Now to talk about how awesome Larry is he has helped me raise Fayth for almost a year now and has helped shape Fayth into the awesome little girl she is today he's done so much for me and Fayth I'm so grateful...
Ever since we started getting closer my grades have sky rocketed up to the highest they've ever been i never thought i was going to be an A and B student but I am!!
After me and Fayths dad went our seprate ways I always said that it would just be me and her and no one else because i was too afraid that i would get in a relationship and fayth would get attached and then they would disappear and i didn't want to put her in that position. But I opened my heart and gave it a shot and i'm so very glad i did...with Fayths dad not in the picture Larry is a great fatherly role model!
ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF THAT HERE'S SOME INTERESTING THINGS I FOUND
now i don't mean to be perverted with this one but it was halarious so i have to show it
Now last but not least i'd like to talk about a video that happened a couple days ago involving kobe Bryant, now i understand that people get offended when gay slurs are used and i understand that it's not right, but come on he's angry and you just say words that come to your mind. I dont' condone the use of these words but people need to loosing up alittle bit it's 2011 where songs talk about eating out and having sex so just relax!
